Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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