D3 body, D1 cock
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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