Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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