i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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