question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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