I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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