Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I need help removing her.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
