I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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