I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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