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I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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