Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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