White coat. Heels.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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