Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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