I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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