Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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