Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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