It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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