I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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