And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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