My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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