I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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