At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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