Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It's blow job season.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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