I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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