I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
