doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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