I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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