Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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