she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
