My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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