You don't have asthma, your pregnant
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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