talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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