I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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