Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
