I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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