You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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