I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
