i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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