So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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