I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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