are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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