I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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