So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
operation have a gay friend backfired
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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