I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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