I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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