He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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