Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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