Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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