when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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