Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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