i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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